Russian Rub

a russian rub is when you take a shit but you dont wipe your ass, and you go to somebody THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, and then you rub your shitty ass in their face.

Yesterday, Oscar gave Randy a smelly russian rub.

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rub a dub

to be a rich stewart - to constantly deliver the huckle buckle jerk-a-round

he was acting up again during practice and I had to tell him, calm down rub a dub

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rubbing noses

Exactly how the Eskimo people show love and affection to each other. An Eskimo analogue for the kiss. Now widely used all around the world.

-Anna is so funny, she likes rubbing noses with her friends.
-Really? What an interesting habit.

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bone rub

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

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chub-rub

When you get sweat between your butt cheecks and it starts to chaffe and sting.

Ah, Gawd! I got total chub-rub! Arrgggh!

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Rub out

Rub out means crap or rubbish, generally to describe something that is of poor quality

HAHAHA! your hair cut is rub out

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foot rub

A guy giving another guy a foot rub IS NOT GAY PEOPLE

Jace: yo bro give me a fucking foot rub
Ash: alright man its not gay at all

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