Salmon

A preppy gay guy

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.

Salmon

Weak gutted dog.

that kids a salmon, I agree his a weak gutted dog.

Salmon

Best.friend.ever. One of the best people I've ever met and even will see the minion movie with me😉 she's a gorgeous girl and is honestly amazing. Whenever I'm sad,she's there for me. Whenever I'm happy,she's there to be happy with me. Whenever I succeed in something,she's always there to celebrate with me. We've been friends since last June and has stuck me since then and always will. We will spend every chance we get together and will never chat shit no matter what happened. My bestf nickname is salmon so thats why I used the word salmon,her name is samanta 💪

Me: my mum said u can come over
Salmon: on my way.

Salmon

luke skywalker

“Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”

sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"

I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.

salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..

We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.