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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017


Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 25, 2023


Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 9, 2022


Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022


brain salmon

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

by jamundertoast March 20, 2016


Salmon Sandwich

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.

Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?

by Dover661 November 23, 2018


Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019