A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
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the hairs growing out of your dick hole.
"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"
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Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
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the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
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Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isnβt known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
βHey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!β
Secret squirrel- whatβs tree?!
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When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
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Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married
i.e Sarah and Laken
I swear they're secret lesbians
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