Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

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fair shake

Meaning that when one does something for a period of time to see if it is right for themselves to use/do.

Also potentially meaning a period of time given to an event or person in regards to actions.

I gave Carl a fair shake in being my friend. He blew it.

I went to the gym for three months, I gave it a fair shake.

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wuhan shake

Fear of shaking hands causing people to creatively touch other body parts. Touching elbows or tapping feet rather than shaking hands.

Rather than shaking hands, Jose and Kareem did the Wuhan Shake by tapping feet.

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shake that bear

Quite possibly the most shameless and disgusting video involving sexual intercourse and a dead bear out there right now.

The act of multiple(2) partners(male/female) shooting a bear(1) and then performing sexual acts whilst on top of the bear. shake that bear

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protein shake

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.

Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.

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Shake

The best song in all of existence

Shake is the best song ever made, it's by the best person ever IShowSpeed. It is the international anthem of everything good in the world.

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Strawberry shake

Having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period

"Jamie I'm on my period"
"It dont matter to me baby lets just do da damn thang"

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