The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
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Daddy shark is a nickname for an anime character who has sharp teeth and is very very hot this character is from the anime my hero academia.this character name is Eijiro Kirishima.
Friend: hey did you see the episode were daddy shark was hit with the bullet!!!
Me: hell yeah he used heβs quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!
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Someone who is obsessed with gaining clout.
"Look at dylan taking pictures of his bud, what a Clout Shark
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A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."
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A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'
Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'
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Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.
Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.
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