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Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.
I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons
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"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
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The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.
Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways
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Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.
Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"
Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"
Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"
Alli: "My pants are brown...."
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A very annoying piece of shit. Usually a nickname for someone named mark.
Dude mark? More like bony shart! Fuck you mark!
A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.
Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart