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Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.
"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."
"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"
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Having sex with something cold, usually a dead body, while wearing a colored or flavored condom.
I'd like to ski-doo jacket Marilyn Monroe.
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A form of skiing usually mastered by new skiers within thier first few days. It consists of skiing down easy slopes while wildly waving your arms and claiming to have mastered something spiritual. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also flatboarding.
Wow, your first day and you have already masterd tai chi skiing.
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Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.
A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It
Junior Ski Trip:
Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.
When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"