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Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.
"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."
"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"
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Having sex with something cold, usually a dead body, while wearing a colored or flavored condom.
I'd like to ski-doo jacket Marilyn Monroe.
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A form of skiing usually mastered by new skiers within thier first few days. It consists of skiing down easy slopes while wildly waving your arms and claiming to have mastered something spiritual. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also flatboarding.
Wow, your first day and you have already masterd tai chi skiing.
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Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.
“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”