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A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting
I totally smegma slapped Steve.
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To slap someone with one's boobs. Ususally only able to be done by women with larger tits.
Emma totally just boobie slapped Nolan while they were wrestling
He just accidentally got boobie slapped while fucking that chick
Go on boobie slap that bastard
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A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.
The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.
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A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.
I dutch slapped your wife this morning.
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Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I spent all last night slapping the meat."
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I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.
I don't know what that other dude was on when he wrote what Bulgarian Slap is but that's wrong...
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British slang for masturbation
John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
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