MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

snail pail

A pussy that is full of yeast !!

I was going to go down on Her , but then I caught a whiff of that snail pail

Snail Tits

Also see Lazy Susan's

Lazy tits, tits that have given up the fight against gravity

They now slop down your ribs like a snail trail

The nipple residing at the most southern part of the snail trail representing the head of the snail

Bro 1: Jessica sent nudes, you should see these snail tits
Bro 2: That's actually a massive turn on for me

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)

Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!

pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways

fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today