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fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 01, 2015


sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025


Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...

by Lucky180 March 05, 2020


Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018


Dick Sneeze

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"

Hop on dick sneeze

by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025


Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 04, 2017


Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote December 20, 2017