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Kicking someone right in the butthole really hard causing any possible turds inside to get shoved back UPWARDS!
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The greatest EVER football related programme. On every saturday on sky sports, its worth the cost of sky alone. Has some cool bands n people on it. If you chose not to watch soccer am and call yourself a football fan you need to be shot
Tim Lovejoy is a legend. Helen Chamberlain is a legend who managed to win $400,000 playin her first ever poker competition. Tubes needs a haircut, Rocket needs to grow and Robbie Knox is a tramp!!! Soccer am is life
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Overgrown little girls who let emotion run their lives and are the sole justification for repealing the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.
Thanks to soccer moms, we got eight years of bill fucking clinton and probably another 10 years of constant threats to our country.
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Term applying to a suburban housewife who spends most of her time looking after her kids, taking them to and from school, little league sports games, music lessons, etc., in lieu of a career. There are essentially two kinds of soccer moms:
-The bad kind: the one most other soccer mom definitions on this site target. The ones that take rather conservative views and approaches to life, having negative perceptions on most forms of modern music, video games, TV shows that don't feature characters like Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, and any and all signs of non-conformity. The type that feel anything that isn't considered "family friendly" (at least by their standards) should be outlawed.
-The good kind: a soccer mom who hates being such. Chances are that the soccer mom life isn't what they want; either they had bigger dreams and ambitions that never took off or didn't get far, or who convinced themselves they were happy and didn't see the truth until it was too late. Much more tolerant of outside influences and non-family friendly things (so long as no one is forcing them onto their children). Soccer moms like these tend to escape their dull lives by reading romantic-often dirty-novels and frequently getting drunk on wine.
Not all Soccer Moms are stuck up bitches who think their children come before anything and everything else in this world.
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a mother who takes it upon herself to be there all the time for her children while also working. Tends to drive minivans and is on a first name basis with the wawa coffe guy.
any suberban mom with a minivan is a soccer-mom
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The best tv Programme on saturday morning tv. has people such as little rocket, sheephead, STAN HIBBERT= legend. presented by helen chamberlain + Lovejoy
Barry - Thats a Right Touch, soccer am, barry 9:10 every saturday
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A soccer player is a boy/girl that is awesome. They work really hard and get hurt constantly. They are strong and players of the best sport, unlike football players.
Wow that person is super fast, they must be a soccer player. ⚽️
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