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Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.
Man, I sponged out last night.
Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.
Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.
Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.
"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake
Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.
They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
dont let a dream sponge ruin your life
The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics
Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me