When your "Gaydar" goes off during a squat session.
Gaydar Squats: "Mr. Sullivan's wrestling attire was setting off Mr. Weiss' Gaydar while having Mr. Sullivan Spot him during an intense session of squats."
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A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
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One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time
Emily and I love the scissor squat release when there's a long line at the bar bathroom.
Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.
James is a moranic squat job.
squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
I always knew the sped kid would get squatted truck disease
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A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass
Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.
Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.
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