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Dime in a Dollar Store

Something of little value, not even worth spending a dime in a dollar store for.

You ain’t shit, you ain’t worth a dime in a dollar store

by purplesteps May 26, 2023


masterial store

An incorrect name for a warehouse used by poms who live in the North East.

Stu's 2" valve is at the masterial store.

by MonteCarlo89 February 8, 2015


milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.

I'm going to the milk store sweetie!

by cryznotcrys December 2, 2022


Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022


Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).

Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.

by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024


Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.

Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.

by nastyshitter December 14, 2023


The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 3, 2023