Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

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pepper stroke

A handjob received from a sexual partner after handling very spicy food or peppers.

Mary is queen of the pepper stroke! She gave Peter the cayenne special the other night.

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rye stroke

Usually occurs in men after drinking too much rye.
One eye closes and one side of the mouth turns into a sneer.
The rye stroke can also induce rye rage.

I really can't drink rye too much anymore, or I become offensive and I get the rye stroke.

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the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

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the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.

Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.

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bold stroke

To have a very large penis.

“To be honest, I have a Bold Stroke. Most women can’t handle me.”

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face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

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