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April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky
Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day
On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick
Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day
the day when you should get your dick sucked
let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!
The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!
Perfect whip it out already
National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.
Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.
Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request
Person 2: oh okay.
When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*
2: this nigga sucking ghost dick
1: it was my spit dumbass
This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!