the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.
"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."
"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself
Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK
New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off
Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider
Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy
A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick