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Keemstars Retarded way of saying nudes
Keem: “OMG CallMeCarson sent birthday suit pictures to minors”
Giga Chad: Stfu Keem I’m watching scarce
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The song you listen to when your name is Reginald and you wear a monocle and top hat.
i listen to folk song suite, only the finest music for me, EHHHHHHH.
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When a man puts his cock, and both balls in a girl's mouth all at once.
She likes the tea bag, but this time she took my dick in her mouth too... making it a three-piece suit.
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A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
when a person lays in a bath tub filled with oil and other people poop, pee, ejaculate, and bleed into the oil and the oil keeps it all from touching the person. the person in the tub must wear a scuba mask and snorkel and then go under the oil for at least 5 seconds.
dude i had a crazy night last night.. i woke up during a czeckoslovakian scuba suit.. i was in the tub..
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Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton
A phrase from the movie The Incredibles.
Where's my super suit...woman.
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