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Something to watch so that you have something to talk about on Monday.
Joe: So uhh...what did you do yesterday?
Mike: Eh, just watched the Super Bowl.
Joe: Me too! Wasn't that one commercial sweet?
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The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."
"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."
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A fake sexuality that most likely originated on Tik Tok, but there is also evidence it started on 4chan as a plot to create a divide in the LGBT community. The sexuality means the person is only attracted to people who are not transgender. For example a man that identifies as super straight may not like trans girls. The "SuperStraight pride flag" is black on the left and orange on the right.
The reason why trans people are so upset about this is because the sexuality implies trans women aren't real women, and same for trans men. A common misconception is that all trans people think you're transphobic if you won't have intercourse with a trans person. In reality, most transgender people don't mind if you only like girls with pussy or something, it's called a genital preference. They just get upset when you call it a sexuality. It's okay to have preferences, and it's okay to not date a trans person who likes you.
A bigger reason why the LGBT community hates the superstraight "movement" so much is because they mock the LGBT community. They do things like call people bigots for not accepting their sexual identity, act discriminated and other things that LGBT people are notorious for but worse. But being straight is perfectly legal and tolerated by everyone, being gay or trans will get you the death penalty in some countries. That's why we don't need straight people in the LGBT community. It was made for genuinely oppressed minorities.
Guy 1: You're straight, right?
Guy 2: I'm super straight.
Guy 1: That means you wouldn't fuck a girl with a dick?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: What about a trans girl who got a sex change?
Guy 2: No, I only like real girls.
Guy 1: Even a trans girl that looks and behaves exactly like a normal girl?
Guy 2: I'll only fuck someone if they were born with a pussy.
Average trans person overhearing this: *pain*
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1.The art of powering up your body, and getting stylish, gravity defying blond hair through channeling anger. Only attainable by persons with Sayain blood.
2.A term used in victory.
"Holy crap! He just went Super Sayain!"
"I just went Super Sayain all over your white ass."
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An early "Black Exploitation" film filmed entirely in Denver, Colorado. Released in 1971. Screened at the Phipps Auditorium.
More history needed.
Super Nigger, a film.
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The upmost supreme and powerful version of that aspect. The strongest and ascended level of any verb and/or noun that is attached. This can be used to outweigh arguments in your favor. Use it with care.
(Has been heard to be used throughout the origins of Texas, original usage was supposedly dated back to Howard of Carrollton).
1)
Chichi-"How'd you do on your exam today?"
Gohan-"Popped a senzu bean earlier. Studied for 9 hours and then I Super Saiyan Aced it."
Chichi-"That's my boy!"
2)
Krillin-"I called shotgun in the spaceship!"
Vegeta-"Krillin, my wife is pregnant. Give her the passenger seat."
Krillin-"Well in that case, I called Super Saiyan shotgun. You okay with that, Bulma?"
Bulma-"Yeah, I heard you dammit. Just pass me the dragon radar so I can wish you back to life tomorrow."
3).
Yamcha-"Did you hear? Bulma's pregnant. I thought it would be mine since I smashed recently."
Picollo-"Yeah, I hear everything on this planet whether I like it or not."
Yamcha-"What did you hear?!!"
Picollo-"He pounded her around like a paddleball for 3 episodes, even took breaks to eat senzu beans and protein bars.I'm dearly sorry Yamcha."
Krillin-"I guess you could say, he Super Saiyan smashed that. What a savage."
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1.A black man that epitomizes the definition of swole.
2. A muscular African American male
CT Fletcher, Kai Greene, and Stanley Rookie Williams can be viewed as super niggas.
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