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When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth
I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now
Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!
I can my women a confetti surprise last night
When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.
"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.
The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.