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When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.
It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!
Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.
"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.
"Swim bully" refers to an individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.
"Stop pressuring that handsome American to take a swim in the ocean," Stingray said to the red-headed Aussie girl. "But no one ever regrets a swim!" the red-headed girl replied. "No," said Stingray, "you're being a swim bully—which is, of course, the worst kind of bully there is. So bugger off."
An individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.
"Morgan, it's not true that 'no one ever regrets a swim.' Mick doesn't want to go swimming, even on a sunny day in Bondi. Don't be a swim bully."
An individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.
Morgan, don't be a swim bully. It's not tru that no one ever regrets a swim. Mick doesn't want to go swimming.