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Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.
The following is a Tard Loop:
Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."
A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.
I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.
An army tard is someone who may or may not have served in the armed forces, but insists that everything about the army is 'really cool' and 'patriotic'. Army tards usually display stickers on their vehicles indicating their rank or unit affiliation or some other type of military related jargon, which makes them feel 'special'. Army tards at the university level, to include ROTC cadets, usually stand out as those who maintain 'regulation haircuts', walk as if they're in an imaginary formation, and engage in really loud army-related conversations with other army tards.
Army tard 1: "Hey man, I can't wait to go to Iraq/Afghanistan. I hear all they do is work out all day and the food's really good!"
Army tard 2: "Yeah dude me too, but before I go, I'm buying an authentic K-BAR to attach to my right boot."
Army tard 1: "I don't know what i'd do without the army!"
Army tard 2: "Yeah, me too!"
A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders
"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart
Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)
A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'
"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"
Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.
"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"