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An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.
I wanna see a Panda Asshole one day havent seen one in a long time
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the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles
did you know that red pandas are better than god.
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The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.
Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.
Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.
Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.
I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.
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A mysterious animal found in the outer realms of Dingland and commonly speaks the language of Dinglish.
"The Vuluvia Panda reared up and fuck-started John's head!"
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and before you cum. Punch her in both eyes and then cum on her face.
Gave that girl a dirty panda last night. She was thrilled.
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A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.
Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?
Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.
Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.
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(n.) A victim of domestic violence
Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!
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