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Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.
It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.
National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it
Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course
Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day
Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest
National Wear black day! Sometimes we have to appreciate dark colors too. So wear black on this day!
Hey did you know National Wear all Black is on December 5th!
It’s December 5th go hug and kiss your crush
National Weyna day!!! THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER.
I’m do happy it’s Weyna Day! On December 5th!
Why is everyone wearing black??
It December 5th wear all black day