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A small redneck infested county where everyone cus’ on the mondays ans prays on the sundays. everyone works at the local lumber meal, has a 5th grade education, are inbred, have two teeth teeth, and home of the Dixie County Bears. everyone hunts, fish’s and wears boots. the town is full of fuckboys, hoes, and meth heads. they often end up dating there cousins and marrying them. they are most known for there crack heads, football team, and rival with the Trenton Tigers during football season.
person from Dixie: hi y’all I’m from Dixie county and we don’t ride our horses we ride our cousins
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The most boring and unbearable shithole imaginable. A spawning pool for rednecks and wangsters, also an alternate word for the term, 'Hell'.
What were you, raised in Carrol County?", " 'Your sentance is... Five consecutive years in Carrol County.' 'No, Your Honor, please! Have mercy!!!'
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People from Baltimore often refer to residents of York County, PA as "county kids". They consider them preppy and 'pussy'.
Shrewsbury is a good example of York County.
Kid from Baltimore:
"Fuck them county kids."
Or,
"He's a county kid, but he's actually pretty chill."
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Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, a couple hundred thousand soccer moms (and a few hot MILFs). The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
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The inbred bastard child of Los Angeles and San Diego counties, with neither one of their advantages (i.e. no cultural identity) and all of their faults (i.e. out of control real estate prices, smog, gangs).
Overheard at numerous bars in both LA and San Diego:
Guy 1: "I'm from Los Angeles- Venice Beach, to be exact."
Girl: "Oooh, how cool is that?"
Guy 2: "I'm from San Diego- Pacific Beach"
Girl: "Oh, I love that place!"
Guy 3: "And I'm from Orange County!"
Girl: (with a look that's a mixture of pity and revulsion)"....oh....um, well that's...interesting..."
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One of the messiest dumps in East Tennessee. It is home to 4 major hicktowns, Lenoir City, Loudon, Philadelphia, and Greenback. The inhabitants of this shithole are very ignorant and close minded. Mainly Republican and White, they are intolerant to everything but country music, NASCAR and some Rocky Top football. Loudon County has a VERY high teen pregnancy rate, yet none of these filthy whores ever grow up to do anything productive but bitch, complain, and reap child support. Mexicans, and Hispanics cram into Loudon County, draining the fuck out of the economy, while their little children post up in school hallways pretending to be in MS-13. They can afford to max out their Pinto's, as long as they live in 2 Bedroom Apartments and do laundry at the laundromat. There are barely any job opportunities, but maybe there will be once they finish construction on Highway 321. The Crime rate isn't that bad in terms of murder and shootings, but it's pretty bad considering all that at least 40% of this town has a criminal record, while having an African-American population of 2%. The only way to make lots money in Loudon County is to be involved in the drug trade, which is only for poor trash who have nothing to contribute to society other than waste taxpayer money while they sit in Jails and Prison. The public school system isn't that great either. Students' only wishes are to get the hell out of this area as fast as possible. This area has nothing to offer.
Sam: Well, my hopes and dreams have failed me, Might as well settle here in Loudon County, Tennessee
Joey: Yep.
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Hickville wheres theres nothing to do and the schools up here suck and all you see is stupid ass animals and farms and theres no life i hate it up here
north carroll high school sucks
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