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Snow Day

A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!

Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.

by Distance4life February 11, 2010

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valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death

Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.

by Virgin Mary February 1, 2004

87๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


In a few days

"In a few days" is a phrase used to convey reassurance and hope after a bad turn of events or the development of an less-than-ideal situation. It is meant to suggest that the situation will resolve itself on its own within a short period of time (although perhaps not necessarily a "few days"). It thereby implies that the suffering caused by the bad turn of events will also be relieved shortly. Often, the phrase is used without any real knowledge that the situation will in fact resolve. Sometimes it is used by an annoyed friend simply to placate the affected person.

"Marcy and I had a terrible fight. She smashed up the kitchen, took all our savings, and jumped in the truck and just drove off. What am I going to do??"
"Calm down. She loves you. I'm sure she will come crawling back in a few days."

"I can't believe it! My boss fired me this morning, in front of everyone! He told me to clean out my desk and hand in my keys! He asked security to escort me out!"
"I'm sure it'll blow over in a few days."

"DUDE, what on Earth happened last night?? When I woke up, my head was in the cabinet underneath the bathroom sink, my back has been shaved, and my face and chest are crusted over with boils!"
"I have no idea buddy, but don't sweat it. I'm sure they'll clear up in a few days."

by hipster_of_the_month May 17, 2013

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Canada Day

Celebrated annually on July 1 in recognition of Canada being formed as a country previously ruled by the United Kingdom.
This day is a coast to coast party with each province and each people making up the Canadian people celebrating in thier own way. Usually, Molson is heavily involved.

Typical Canadian "Canada Day" conversation:

Greg: " What are you doing for Canada Day?"
Bert: " Breaking open a two-four, eh?"
Greg: " Beauty, see ya there"

by BlizzaynE March 25, 2006

194๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Me day

A day thats all about you... relax, eat, watch tv, and be lazy. Doing the fun things you want to do.

Refreshing to do after a prolonged work week and/or having little days off.

Jeff worked 50 hours this week... so on his day off he decided to have a Me day

by Jeff Apple August 10, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Day To Remember

One of the sickest bands on the planet. Amazing live and always worth the price to go see. A good mix of hardcore, pop-punk, metalcore, they are good at what they do. You can listen to them whether your sad or happy, bored or energized. Waking up or falling asleep.

Band consist of:

Jeremy McKinnon-Vocals
Neil Westfall-guitar
Kevin Skaff-guitar
Joshua Woodard-Bass
Alex Shelnutt-Drums

A fun little paragraph I made only using their songs ect.

Welcome to the family you already know what you are. The downfall of us all is the price we pay. I heard it's the softest thing ever. If it means a lot to you start the shooting. A shot in the dark sound the alarm. You should have killed me when you had the chance to. Heres to the past show em the ropes. You had me at hello if looks could kill. Have faith in me. Speak of the devil I'm made of wax, Larry, what are you made of? A second glance casablanca sucked anyway. Mr. highways thinking of the end, homesick. Fast forward to 2012. Why walk on water when you have boats? Another song about the weekend. Heres to the past 1958.

"A day to remember is the best band alive!"

by Chantel Cliche June 3, 2009

818๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


Labor Day

A holiday created for the working class, mostly blue collar, to have one last vacation opportunity with their famillies and friends.

Labor Day is a day to celebrate the working class. ie: a given goup, as in Veteran's Day and Memorial Day

by jedimasterobiwankenobi September 5, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž