geek

Gareth Hawkins, G, G-Unit etc..

Can i have a packet of crisps and a pint please philippppp!
Take that cross necklace off please G!
And untuck your shirt you geek!

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uber geek

A person who knows virtually everything there is to know about computers, programming, and the Internet; technically inclined person.

It's like Joey lives in the computer, he's such an uber geek.

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geek pie

A male 'fashion' cut, perhaps from Toni & Guy, which costs way more than it's worth. Usually featuring randomly dyed areas and irregular lengthed spiky bits. Ruffle his hair, and he'll most probably cry.

Bob: Jesus Christ, look at the geek pie over there.

Dick: What an absolute fag.

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Stealth Geek

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.

I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.

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Car geek

A person whos life revolves around all things motorized, mainly auto mobiles. Mainly watches speed channel...ALL DAY!

My cousine is a car geek, races go karts. owns dodge stealth. Always wants me to watch The fast and the furious with him.

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Band Geek

A band geek is someone who everyday of their lives, is thinking about marching band. Who everyday during third period play their show instead of paying attention to the class. A band geek, is someone who embraces the fact that they ARE a band geek. a Band geek is someone who will fight at every practice with their best friend, and be best friends again the next day! Because all band geeks, especially drummers, think they are always right!

Chritopher: Were Colleen and Hillary fighting again?

William: Yep I think they were.

Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?

William: They are band geeks!

Christopher: Yeah!

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geek out

To engage in a conversation of a highly technical nature, typically with some other members of the party you are with, completely (and usually inadvertently) alienating others in the process.

We were having a great conversation about how bad Windows was, when suddenly Bill started geeking out about assembler code on a PDP-10.

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