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The giant baby worked at the DA's office. With her rattle in one hand and her bottle in the other hand, she would rattle the cages so that Batman wouldn't have to go it alone all the time. He was sick of doing everything.
The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.
This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.
-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.
This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
Standing on the toilet seat and pissing in the bowl from a great height.
'Hey Glen, want to do a wee wee giant?'
'Sure Steve, lets piss together!'