When you and the boys jack off in the bathroom and shoot your load at each other, imitating sniping your friend with semen
Bro... me and Michael are gonna go play "Sticky Sniper" in the bathroom rq
The art of shooting moving objects are small bugs out of the air with your special sauce
Last night i got a load in her eye, call me the Sticky Sniper
a sniper is someone who acts like they don't know what to do in a test, exam, etc. but in reality, they know whats up.
Example: as reefs eyes glance at others' work, shredding his fingernails bite for bite, he smirks. In reality he was at most the physics sniper
Social distancing sex position. Woman lays on the bed legs spread, man stands in the corner jerking off.....he shoots his pocket rocket into her target.
Q: congrats on the baby! How'd you fuck?
A: we used the sniper
To not leave enough time to snuggle when it may had been assumed time would be spent snuggling. Snuggle Sniping can take place any time of the day but most often occurs in the morning when someone has to leave earlier than previously expected.
(n.) Snuggle Sniper
(v.) Snuggle Sniping/ Snuggle Sniped
Taylor is such a snuggle sniper . She works every morning and never leaves us time to sniggle.
Why are you always snuggle sniping? All I want to do is snuggle?
Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"