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Cooper Baker

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!

Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

by Yeahhhh boiiiiii 101 January 8, 2018


Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits

Damn kellie baker has big boobs.

by Kelliebakerishot December 13, 2022


Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H March 16, 2013


abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020


Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 16, 2017


bakers gazillion

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

by eviljoy January 23, 2010


a baker

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

by andyrr July 30, 2011