A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.
Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!
Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker
Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits
Damn kellie baker has big boobs.
A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.
I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.
a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green
a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"