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A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.
“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”
“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”
The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.
I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!
There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".
I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.
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Another word for spaceship.
Surely, if we can land a space boat on Mars.
When you look out the window of a space boat, you see entire countries, vast swaths of continents.
I fuck space bitches on my space boat.
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Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???
Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!
" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"
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