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bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).

hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"

by spacenewt December 8, 2009


Sprog Bog

is a popular Italian dish consisting of meat sauce served on a bed of spaghetti, often with a good sprinkling of grated Parmigiano cheese. Although Sprog Bog is very popular outside of Italy, it never existed in Bologna.

Child: What is for dinner?
Mother: Sprog Bog

by Captain Feathercunt April 4, 2012


rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.

"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"

by MGS33 October 21, 2017


bog eyes

aka vog eyes that give off dumbass energy

guy: i like to draw crows with bog eyes, it really fits their vibes
other guy: wtf are you talking about???

by leui March 9, 2023


Bog Slobber

Someone who will eat an asshole fresh off a shit, wiped good or not.

You’re such a gross ass........BOG SLOBBER!!!!

by bulldogq26d04 September 10, 2019


Bog Tory

A reactionary supporter of Fine Gael, the conservative Irish political party.

What did you expect from a Bog Tory?

He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!

The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..

by Funkshot February 18, 2023


Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.

Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.

by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023