aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

dUmB sHiT, dOn'T dO iT!!!

i'M aN iDiOt!!!

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cap girl

A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap girls suffer from a lack of substance in life, and attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see bitch), for the dual purpose of expressing their inner stress, as well as gaining attention.

SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.

In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.

Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.

please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.

Jane always uses the word "like" in her sentences, whats up with that?

Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.

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caps lock

A key that can be as little as 7/16'ths of an inch away from the mighty "A" key, yet, many do not know how to find it when their letters are in ALL CAPS.

I can't give a proper example, because if I try, then UrbanDictionary says:

We found an error in your definition.

* Example is written in all caps

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pop a cap

to shoot someone

mutha fucka back to fuck off befo i pop a cap in yo bitch ass

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BOY THAT'S CAP!

Is something you say when you don't want to get caught in a lie, but instead of coming up with a reason to support your lie, you just keep saying "BOY THAT'S CAP!" and get louder with each one, until eventually they just find out that you're full of shit.

Bruce: "DeAndre literally copied my Essay word for word, he even used the same font."

DeAndre: "BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP!"

Bruce: "........."

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mushroom cap

When the head of the penis is a lot larger the the shaft. Resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.

Charlie soon realized that condoms felt odd on his mushroom cap.

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trucker cap

a $40 hat worn by sorostitutes because "white trash is soooo cool this year!"

"Oh my God Christy! You have to see this great trucker hat I got at American Eagle yesterday! It's soooooo much like a real trucker hat, only I paid $40 for it! Aren't I cool?!"

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