chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

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Musical Chairs

Single handedly the greatest game ever made

"Lets play the greatest game ever!"

"what is it?"

"MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!!!!11111oneoneone"

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ivans chair

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.

you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair

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wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

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Chair Ass

I was so excited to be in Hollywood that I came in early this morning and took off all my clothing and sat naked on each one of your seats

See definition above chair ass

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Lawn chair

Someone who folds when confronted, or when conflict affects their own agenda. A person who gives in and agrees to the terms of the other party, regardless of how ridiculous it might be.

Hey Chris, there's no way I'm going to be able to help you with that favor, I know you loaned me money, but I can't pay you back, and I'm not going to help you. (Joe)

Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"

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Gaming Chair

A Chair usually infront of your gaming computer or infront of your tv that has the smell of a mixture of shit and slight piss, or the smell of swet due to the fact that you haven't been taking a shower and your ass literally lives on that chair and has grown it's roots on it.

Joe: Damn dude I play so much of call of duty I have a gaming chair now.
Bob: Ew that must smell like shit.
Joe: Yeah dude every time I take a shower and sit on it it smells like the ass of yesterday.

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