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Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

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Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.

No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD CHRONIC LOONEY

by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021


Chronic Looney

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.

No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD ITS CHRONIC LOONEY

by Looney's Friend May 5, 2021


Chronic boredom

A condition when you have to revise for a test but it’s so boring you sit there and do nothing because it’s more interesting than revision

I was going to revise for Spanish but my chronic boredom made it so hard so I sat there and watched throwback videos instead.

by User555 October 8, 2019


Chronic Ragnarok

This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect

Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here

by Omfgidkwtftousehere April 25, 2021


chronic sativa

high quality weed

Let's smoke some chronic sativa and be high for hours ;D

by Hot.sPot November 15, 2010


chronic leaves

High quality marijuana

I be smokin on them chronic leaves”
Oh word?”

by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022