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Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020


Thought Disease

When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.

Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.

by stuxnaut August 19, 2016


Tar Disease

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.

The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.

He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.

by KobaChan May 11, 2021


Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available

Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease

by U.N.A.A. March 19, 2021


Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010


Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.

Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!

by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022


lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease which affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within an interval of 5 minutes, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles"
"why?"
"I have lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 8, 2020