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Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.
Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running
“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”
“Did you donk with the flapper????”
A person, usually unemployed and on drugs, who plays or promotes donk, that causes drama, mainly on social media
Oh fuck me you seen that status martin has wrote on Facebook, what a first class donk Whopper
A person who plays donk, (usually uneducated), that constantly cause unnecessary drama on the donk scene
Oh did you hear about martin reed, causing more drama and cancelling his event, what a fucking donk whopper
The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.
Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.
Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.
OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".