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A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.
*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat there every night of the week
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Delicious ans tasty food that will save the problem of munchies. It doesn't matter if the food is expensive or cheap as long your stomach loves it.
Jun: Dude...i got the munchies
Minh: YEAH...let's get some Good Eats
Jun:...What the fack is good eats.
Minh: good eats at a good place
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Another way of saying smoking marijuana
Joe: Hey dude, wanna eat some pancakes?
John: Im already Eating Pancakes!
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When a guy uses his tongue to fuck you silly. It feels amazing. His wet tounge plus your wet pussy equals bliss. I wish my bf was here right now so I can feel his tongue all over my pussy. If the guy knows what he's doing you should be able to have multiple orgasms. I know I do
Guy: Can I eat you out tonight?
Girl: Do you know what your doing down there?
Guy: Of course, I'm a pro
Girl: I dont know...
Morning after:
Girl: I had like 7 orgasms in a row! Thanks baby!
Guy: Told you I knew how to eat out =P
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I couldnt call you back, Derek was clam eating last night.
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Eating Puke is the act of getting back with an ex especially when the relationship ended badly. He or she has expunged the toxicity of their ex from their lives however for some reason they at decide to go back for seconds.
Wow Mike is back with Jen. I can't believe he's eating puke. You'd think he'd have learned better after she dumped his ass the first time.
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Used as an expression to accompany giving someone the finger, telling him or her to literally consume it; therefore, you are in essence symbolically telling the person to suck dick.
This was used to great effect in John Waters' film "Pink Flamingos."
"Eat the bird, bitch!" (from the aforementioned film)
Jim: If this party isn't fun, I'm gonna be pissed.
Tim: Shut up, Jim.
Kim: Yeah, Jim. Eat the bird.
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