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Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.
"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"
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When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!
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it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
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(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
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The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.
John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.
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An oversized marijuana cigarette. A big fat joint.
Dude, we're gonna get totally ripped if we smoke this elephant leg.
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(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.
John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.
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