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When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.
(gym motivation) nudes / porn used in the gym to get the “pump” going
hey could you send me some gym motivation
Verb. Past of gym. Present participle:gymming
I gymmed this morning.
Some kind of brotha or sista who spend three hours in the gym, stacks on five workouts, and drives the coaches insane.
Yes coach, I am a crazy-ass gym mofo. Live with it!
😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....
🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.