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being sauced/drunk out of your skull.
Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.
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To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
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Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.
Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.
Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".
"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"
A brief Time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team. Thus resulting in Ham Mode.
The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.