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being sauced/drunk out of your skull.
Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.
To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.
“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”
It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.
Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
Big, baggy, voluptuous vagina
Grace your ham pancake is hanging out!
Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.
Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.