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A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.
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When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.
I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.
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A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!
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top horn means somthing verry good or even the best.
scotish word originally the catchphrase of a character from a (short running) childrens bbc program in the mid 90's.
that movie was top horn
my exam results were top horn
my girlfreind is top horn
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The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.
Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.
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To be disappointed or let down
On finding that someone has let you down, you would say; "That gives me the dry horn"
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The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.
Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*
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