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Jam butties- a jam sandwich which people in barnton love.
'oooh put the kettle on love, and make some jam butties'
When your trying to set the mood with a foxy lady and a u2 song comes on and ruins the mood
Guy1: you know that girl I left the bar with last night
Guy2:Ya she was hot
Guy1:Well I was trying to set a mood with some marvin gaye but then I totaly got bono jammed with the song vertigo and she left
yo u try that goblet of jam i gave you?
ya it was excellent, better than last weeks shit.
good i had to go through a lot to get it.
When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
I want Jizz & Jam
A spontaneous, but awesome jam created by humming through experimentation.
Chris: "Hey, what are you humming?"
Ricardo: "Just making a new tune up. Doesn't it sound epic?"
Chris: "Yeah, nice hum jam."
masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)
*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?
A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.
Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread
Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?
Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!