mouse to nasa

"mouse to nasa" isnt really as much of a word as it is an image. the scenario goes a little like this..a mouse is launched into outer space accidentally when it is tied onto a balloon via the mousey tail. children used to think this was funny in the olden days so they used to do it often. so after a long journey the mouse now finds itself in orbit, thus proclaiming "chhhh, mouse to nasa; over" the "chh" noise is the sound of the static as the message is sent to nasa headquarters in dalas texas..the mouse is never retrieved and is thought to be hovering above us, perhaps lightyears away, even as we speak. poor thing

"mouse to nasa, over"

"hey its me the mouse, i was just wondering if maybe you guys could send some food up here, maybe some lunchables and a juicebox..if not its ok im uhh really not that hungry"

"im a mouse"

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red mouse

a used bloody tampon

My cat walked over and had what appeared to be a little red mouse in his mouth. I soon realized that he had simply been digging in the trash again. Dirty kitten.

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The Mouse Trap

When a girl is licking your balls you lift your boner and release making a "slap" sound.

I once gave a girl the mouse trap she wasn't to happy

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cat and mouse

a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.

katie lets play cat and mouse

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Mickey Mouse

As in minor trophies to be won in sport.

Who cares if your team won the league cup it's a Mickey Mouse cup anyway!!!!!

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Mouse Trap

A girl who takes a fart in an aerosol can and when something smells good/pleasant the girl will spray it with her aerosol canned farts. They also fart into their friends/own ovens to smell up the house with their farts.

Girl 1: It smells in here, did someone fart?
Girl 2: Yea, some mouse trap sprayed me with fart after I spritzed myself with perfume.
Girl 1: Bummer.

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drop a mouse

to fart; announced upon smelling a gassy odour

Did somebody drop his mouse?

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