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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022


Class President

A position of uselessness and voter fraud. all this fucking mail in voting make my friend win. this is scuffed

My friend is now class president because of voter fraud.

by Voter Fraud January 26, 2021


instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 25, 2020


pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018


President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 8, 2010


50th President

2024

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023


Mr. President

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.

SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”

SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”

by PEYTON1965 November 24, 2021