"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies
hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you
When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..
When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high
I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut
Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
“Bro, wanna go on a 3 day meth binge”?
“Fuck ya bro, let’s hit up Port Salerno”
The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.
Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum