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The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney
Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?
They're by the tree Santa Cocking
A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.
Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.
Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st
Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?
Lisa: Um, DUH?!
When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.
I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.
The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.
Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr