Snake Blood

An alcoholic drink made up of red Joose and 40oz King Cobra.
Drink name came from it's bright red color.

Drink the King Cobra down to the C and pour in the Joose.
Guaranteed to get smashed off 1-2

"Man that snake blood fucked me up last night."

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chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

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Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

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snake bites

When someone gets two peircings on their lower lip. One on the right side and one on the left side.

1 - "did you see Ryan? He just got snake bites so he can look hardcore at the concert."

2 - "Really? I was thinking of getting some, but I didn't have the money."

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Solid Snake

bonifyed bad ass...need i say more?

did you see that fight yesterday he went Solid Snake on Tommys ass!

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snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

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Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

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