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An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
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Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."
Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."
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A total copy of snapchat stories.
He posted that picture of the beach on his instagram story.
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Having a small dick! Like Trey from school.
Trey says"Hey My research paper is going to be my dick." Jared says "well trey thats a short story!"
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A freshman in high school had a friend. He was a sexy badass country boy. He had lots of girls but she didnt care. He was hot. So she told him she liked him and he liked her too. He gave her his number and they texted for a few weeks. After a while they started talking about sex. He asked he to go fishing with him. She said yes and convinced her parents to let her go. The next day he drove by her house in his loud 95 chevy truck to pick her up. They drove to his fishing spot and got out and sat on the banks of a lake. They started talking and he kissed her. Before they knew it they were frenching. Then she hopped on top of him and he started grabbing her ass. He flipped her over and unbottoned her jeans. He inserted his fingers into he pussy and she was already wet. He started penetrating her. After 5 minutes she came. Then she turned over and unbotoned his pants and she grabbed his dick and started sucking it until he came too. They both zipped up and went back to his truck. They promised to do this again and next time get to 4th base.
Sex Story
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something you don't bring up at the dinner table!!!!!
you: yo mom
mom: yes dear child
you: I have the craziest sex story! Sarah gave me a blowjob then I fucked the shit out of her!
dad: atta boy!!!
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a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
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